I'm So Excited-i Think Today I'm Going

This Stuff Tastes Awful; I Could Have Made A Fortune Selling It In My Health-food Store.

My Parents Stayed Together For Forty Years. But That Was Out Of Spite.

I Idolized Superman When I Was Younger. I Thought He And I Had A Lot In Common. He Was Always Going Into Phonebooths And Taking Off All His Clothes.

The Best An Idea Gets Is When Its In Your Head.

If You're Not Failing, You're Not Trying Anything.