I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed;

I've Learned From Doing My Own Show With Fox That People Are Not Your Partners If They're Signing The Checks. Whoever Signs Your Paycheck Is The Boss - No Matter What They Tell You.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

Want To Know Why Women Don't Blink During Foreplay? Not Enough Time.

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.