I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who

I Don't Know. I've Never Been On Second Before.

When Neil Armstrong First Set Foot On The Moon, He And All The Space Scientists Were Puzzled By An Unidentifiable White Object. I Knew Immediately What It Was. That Was A Home Run Ball Hit Off Me In 1933 By Jimmie Foxx.

The Secret Of My Success Was Clean Living And A Fast Outfield.

I Want To Thank All My Teammates Who Scored So Many Runs And Joe Dimaggio, Who Ran Down So Many Of My Mistakes.

Only Triple I Ever Got.