I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio

I Had Been Having Trouble With My Eyes. One Day My Glasses Fogged Up While I Was Pitching, But When I Cleaned Them And Looked At The Plate And Saw Foxx Clearly, It Frightened Me So Much I Never Wore Them Again.

If You Don't Throw It, They Can't Hit It.

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

It's Better To Be Lucky Than Good.