You Just Can't Imagine The Kind Of

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

I Couldn't Speak Enough Spanish. I Couldn't Make Myself Understood On That Club.

I Never Had A Bad Night In My Life, But I've Had A Few Bad Mornings.

Hell, Lou (gehrig) It Took Fifteen Years To Get You Out Of A Game. Sometimes I'm Out In Fifteen Minutes.