I Don't Want To Throw Him Nothing.

I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio Famous.

I Was Never Nervous When I Had The Ball, But When I Let Go I Was Scared To Death.

He Knew He Was Joe Dimaggio, And He Knew What That Meant To The Country.

I Was The Worst Hitter Ever. I Never Even Broke A Bat Until Last Year When I Was Backing Out Of The Garage.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.