I'm Sorry I Didn't Wear Paint This

The Director's Job Is Full Of All Sorts Of Annoyances And Details - Like How Many Cars Are On The Street. Ugh. I Don't Want It. I Like My Gig. And I Feel That For The Next 30 Years Or So I Can Keep Learning More About It.

Everyone's Life Is A Train Wreck. Your Life Happens To Be A High-class Train Wreck.

Love Is As Strict As Acting. If You Want To Love Somebody, Stand There And Do It. If You Don't, Don't. There Are No Other Choices.

You Know, My Hair Is Very Upsetting To People, But It's Upsetting On Purpose. It Is Important To Look Old So That The Young Will Not Be Afraid Of Dying. People Don't Like Old Women. We Don't Honor Age In Our Society, And We Certainly Don't Honor It In Hollywood.

I'm Not Glamorous, I Don't Have A Look, I Don't Know Anything About Opera, I Have No Italian, And I'm Too Old.