I'm Sort Of The Comic Relief After

Don't You Think It Would Be Better To Legalize Victimless Crimes Like Drugs & Prostitution & Divert The Resources To More Important Things Like The Rapes & Assaults & Things Like That?

Those Of Us Forced To Read The London Papers Sometimes Speculate About Which Is Greater: The Average British Hack's Sloth, Mendacity, Ignorance, Obsequiousness, Capacity For Drink, Or Aversion To Paying For That Drink. Smart Money Tends To Split Between The Latter Two.

...the British Press... [claimed That Tony] Blair Was Simply Bush's Poodle - A Favorite Phrase, Bewilderingly Popular, Although It Made No Sense - And That He Was Ignoring The Will Of The British People. Considering The Hacks Had Spent Blair's First Six Years In Office Condemning Him For Relying On Focus Groups And Opinion Polls For His Policies - In Other Words, Paying Attention To Nothing But The Will Of The People, Or At Least Their Whims - That Seemed A Little Rich To Me, But As I Said, Logical Consistency Has Never Figured Highly In The British Media's Scale Of Values.

You Cannot Talk To People Successfully If They Think You Are Not Interested In What They Have To Say Or You Have No Respect For Them.

I'm Having As Much Fun Today As I Did When I Made $55 A Week, Because It Is As Much Fun