I'm Sure The Way To Be Happy

Vice, Virtue - It's Best Not To Be Too Moral. You'll Cheat Yourself Out Of Too Much Life.

Get The Knack Of Getting People To Help You And Also Pitch In Yourself.

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

When You Finally Learn How To Do It, You're Too Old For The Good Parts.

I Never Got A Job I Didn't Create For Myself.