I'm Surrendering Myself To The Realities Of

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.

There's Kind Of A Toll You Have To Pay With A Cat; If You Don't Pet Her For 10 Minutes She'll Bother You For Six Hours.

If You Spend All Your Time Arguing With People Who Are Nuts, You'll Be Exhausted And The Nuts Will Still Be Nuts.

The First Time You See Something That You Have Never Seen Before, You Almost Always Know Right Away If You Should Eat It Or Run Away From It.