If You Spend All Your Time Arguing

Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness To Do Irrational Things In The Pursuit Of Phenomenally Unlikely Payoffs. This Is The Principle Behind Lotteries, Dating, And Religion.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

I'm Surrendering Myself To The Realities Of The Internet.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

No Matter How Many Times I Visit New York City, I Am Always Struck By The Same Thing - A Yellow Taxicab.