I'm The Only Man In The World

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.

On Hollywood Turning Its Back On Him: I Wasn't In The Club. You See, I'm Not Going To Be A Stroker. I Never Have Been All My Life.

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.

I Keep Going Because If You Stop, You Stop. Why Retire? Inspire.