I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I Have No Regrets. I Wanted To Raise The Kids And Be A Present Father. When I Developed A Movie, I Was Gone For A Year. That Didn't Really Work For Me. That Isn't Fair To Make These Life-forms And Then Disappear.

After Years Of Begging, I Got My Parents To Get Me A Little Craig Tape Recorder, A Reel To Reel. Then I Started Recording Voices, Or Recording Jonathan Winters Off Television And Stuff Like That.

If She Were A President, She'd Be Babe-raham Lincoln!

Well, I Loved Variety In Television, I Loved Sketch Comedy. At 'saturday Night Live,' I Stayed Almost Seven Years.