I'm Very Bad At Having Heroes. I

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.

After Graduating From Flares And Platforms In The Early 1970s, I Started Drama School Wearing A Pair Of Khaki Dungarees With One Of My Dad's Army Shirts, Accessorised By A Cat's Basket Doubling As A Handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face