I'm What You Call A Deathbed Catholic.

My Father Was Always Telling Himself No One Was Perfect, Not Even My Mother.

When People Tell You They Saw Your Last Picture - Well, The Way They Say It Sounds Like They Hope It Was.

I Get A Wild Hair Up My Nose And I Want To Go.

I Only Go To Mass When Somebody Asks Me, But When I Get In Trouble I Call For A Priest.

I Have A Jaundiced Eye But A Young Mind.