I'm Your Top Prime Cut Of Meat,

I'm Your Top Prime Cut Of Meat, I'm Your Choice, I Wanna Be Elected.

Welcome To My Nightmare, I Think Your Going To Like It.

I Just Want Your Body, Sheeba, I Don't Want Your Brains.

I Appreciate An Audience That Reacts To The Music, Even If They Jump On Stage And Try To Beat Us Up, I Think That's A Fantastic Reaction. I Think That They're Really Hearing Something Then.

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.