I Made A Living Out Of Singing

My Mother Never Let On That Anything Was Wrong. She Kept Her Chin Up And Acted As If Everything Were Just Fine. So We Did Too.

Thank You For Accepting Me As I Am, With My Virtues And Defects.

Whenever I Took A Step Forward, It Seemed As Though Life Was Pushing Me Five Steps Back.

My Ass Is Big Because A Lot Of People Have To Kiss It.

The Key To Success In Life Is Getting Up Early.