I Married A German. Every Night I

I Married A German. Every Night I Dress Up As Poland And He Invades Me.

If Someone Were To Say Seriously, "i'm Divine," She'd Have To Be Locked Up. There Are Lots Of People In Mental Institutions Going Around Saying "i'm God." But Because I'm Funny About It, They Haven't Locked Me Up Yet. And I Don't Give Myself Airs, Either.

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

There's The Media-driven Universe, In Which The Public Perceives You In A Superficial Way. Then There's The Universe That You Actually Inhabit, Where You Have To Get Up Even If You Didn't Sleep So Well, And You Feel Like Crap And Your Face Is Swollen.

I Want To Have Fun, And I Want To Give People A Good Laugh.