I Married A Saint - Well, A

It Was Very Nerve-wracking For Me. I Had To Be Drunk And Have A Threesome. I'm Not That Guy. Bobby Cannavale Is That Guy. But It Was Vegas And Things Got Crazy, And It Happened. We Go To Vegas To Try To Sign Elvis Presley And Things Get Crazy. My Character [in Vinyl] Is Stoned.

It Seems To Be A Common Denominator With A Lot Of Comics, This Low Self-esteem Thing.

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.

I Wasn't Really That Informed About The Two-year-old. Oh, I'd Read About Them, And Occasionally I'd See Documentaries On The Discovery Channel Showing Two-year-olds In The Wild, Where They Belong.

In School, I Wasn't A Very Good Student - I Was Very Irresponsible And Never Did The Studying But Always Liked To Get The Laugh.