I May Be A Living Legend, But

Elvis Was The Firstest With The Mostest.

Pretty Woman, I Don't Believe You, You're Not The Truth. No One Could Look As Good As You, Mercy.

People Often Ask Me How Would I Like To Be Remembered And I Answer That I Would Simply Like To Be Remembered.

Saving Nickels, Saving Dimes, Working 'til The Sun Don't Shine, Looking Forward To Happier Times.

I May Be A Living Legend, But That Sure Don't Help When I've Got To Change A Flat Tire.