I May Not Be Able To Outsmart

Football Is, After All, A Wonderful Way To Get Rid Of Your Aggressions Without Going To Jail For It.

I Recruited A Czech Kicker, And During The Eye Exam, When Asked To Read The Bottom Line, The Kicker Replied, Read It? I Know Him.

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.

The Bowl Games Are Only Supposed To Be A Fun Reward.

The Most Deceptive Course In Football Is Straight At The Goalposts.