I Met My Husband When A Friend

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.