I Want My Children To Have All

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

What I Don't Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing. There's No Use Doing It Now, It Doesn't Fit Anybody I Know.