I Want My Children To Have All

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.