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I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

-Phyllis Diller

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I Want My Children To Have All

Phyllis Diller

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

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