I Never Buy A Piece Of Art.

If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob In The Face, There’s Something Wrong.

They Do It In Thai Restaurants In London. You Ask For A Drink, And It Comes In A Glass With Loads Of Seaweed And Pebbles In It Like A Scene From Finding Nemo.

I Don't Want To Go About Offending People, That's Not My Plan.

I've Never Understood The 'things To Do Before You Die' Idea. If I Was Ill, I'd Be In No Mood To Have A Swim With A Dolphin.

Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I Don't Really Like The Expression On The Fish's Face.