The Web Is The New Book Though,

There Is Someone For Everyone, I'nt There. That's Always My Thing. And It's Reassuring I Think.

I Don't Watch Much Telly, The Telly Hardly Goes On, But The Things I Do Watch Are Sort Of Nature Programs, And Something About The Oceans And The Amount Of Weird Fish That's In There.

It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using The Index Finger?

The Elephant Man Would Never Have Gotten Up And Gone, ‘oh, God. Look At Me Hair Today.’

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.