The Web Is The New Book Though,

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

Sometimes You Can Know Too Much. A Lot Of Brainy People Like Stephen Fry Are Quite Depressive.

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.

I'd Rather Live In A Cave With A View Of A Palace Than Live In A Palace With A View Of A Cave.