The Web Is The New Book Though,

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

Heaven? Floating About With Everyone You Ever Knew For Eternity? Me Family Does Me 'ed In After One Day At Xmas, I'd Rather Be Mush.

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.

You Can Only Talk Rubbish If You're Aware Of Knowledge.

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?