It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

I Don't Want To Go About Offending People, That's Not My Plan.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.