I Never Drink Water; That Is The

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

Here Is My Best Advice On The Matter Of Deductibles: Just Count Off On Your Fingers All The Items That You Suspect Might Be Deductible - And Then Forget Them, Because They Aren't.

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.