I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.