I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.