I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.