I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.