I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.