I Don't Believe In Dining On An

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.