I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.