I Never Go Outside Unless I Look

I Remember Most Clearly When A Teenage Christopher Spat In My Face. He Said, "i Hate You". It's Pretty Hard To Overlook That. I Couldn't.

Well, We Can Skip Childhood Because I Didn't Have Any. Not One Goddam Moment On The Good Ship Lollipop.

I Never Go Outside Unless I Look Like Joan Crawford The Movie Star. If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.

If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.

Sure, I'd Play An Ape If They Asked Me. Maurice Evans Did.