I Never Saw A Football Player Make

I Am Not Very Smart, But I Recognize That I Am Not Very Smart.

The Five Big Mistakes In Football Are The Fumble, The Interception, The Penalty, The Badly Called Play, The Blocked Punt—and Most Of These Originate With The Quarterback. Find A Mistake-proof Quarterback And You Have This Game Won.

The Bowl Games Are Only Supposed To Be A Fun Reward.

Anything Easy Ain't Worth A Damn!

I Don't Like Nice People. I Like Tough, Honest People.