I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across

He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

It Is Criminal Negligence To Leave Suckers Lying Around To Tempt Honest Men.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.

All Anger Is Not Sinful, Because Some Degree Of It, And On Some Occasions, Is Inevitable. But It Becomes Sinful And Contradicts The Rule Of Scripture When It Is Conceived Upon Slight And Inadequate Provocation, And When It Continues Long.