I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across

The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.

Failure Has Gone To His Head.

The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds Himself A Success Hasn't Been Asleep.

The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.