The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds

Be Nice To People On Your Way Up Because You'll Meet Them On Your Way Down.

The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.

I Hate Careless Flattery, The Kind That Exhausts You In Your Efforts To Believe It.

Most Hard-boiled People Are Half-baked.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.