I Never Saw A Pitcher I Didn't

I Always Tried To Hit The Ball Back Through The Box Because That Is The Largest Unprotected Area.

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.

I'd Rather Him (grover Alexander) Pitch A Crucial Game For Me Drunk, Then Anyone I've Ever Known Sober. He Was That Good.

People Ask Me What I Do In Winter When There's No Baseball. I'll Tell You What I Do. I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

I Don't Want To Play Golf. When I Hit A Ball, I Want Someone Else To Go Chase It.