I Never Saw Him Fight. I Never

Watch The Old Man. Watch How The Old Man Keeps The Guys Who Aren't Playing Happy.

If I Send The Ball Home, I Know What Will Happen To It. My Twin Brothers Will Take It Out On The Lot, Like Any 20-cent Rocket.

This Year I'd Rather Lead The League In Home Runs, Runs Batted In And Hitting.

Well, Baseball Was My Whole Life. Nothing's Ever Been As Fun As Baseball.

I Wanted To Throw My Glass At The Tv.