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People Say Yogi (berra) Is A Strange Guy, And I've Heard Yogi Say Some Funny Things. But He Has A Beautiful Wife, He's Rich, And He's Famous. I Don't See Anything Strange About That.

He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart Never Has A Bad Lie.

To Get A Better Piece Of Chicken, You'd Have To Be A Rooster.

Of Course, I Didn't Tell You About All The Times I Said I Was Going To Hit One And It Didn't Happen.

Billy (martin) Was A Great One For Jokes. He Liked To Play A Joke More Than Anyone I Ever Knew.