I Never See Any Home Cooking -

It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

People Think There's A Rigid Class System Here, But Dukes Have Been Known To Marry Chorus Girls. Some Have Even Married Americans.

As So Often Happens, I Discover That It Would Have Been Better To Keep My Mouth Shut.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.