It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

There's A Cord Sticking Out Of The Back. Might You Tell Me Where It Goes?

Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly Disease.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.