I Never Spend My Time Doing Anything

Life Was A Funny Thing That Happened To Me On The Way To The Grave.

Even Hooligans Marry, Though They Know That Marriage Is For A Little While. It Is Alimony That Is For Ever.

I Am A Stereotype. I Am An Effeminate Man.

Never Sweep. After Four Years The Dirt Gets No Worse.

As Soon As A Person Takes A Part As A Homosexual, The Press Says, "what Do Your Wife And Children Think Of This?" And The Actor Never Says, "well, Last Week I Was A Murderer, And The Week Before That I Was A Child Molester, And The Week Before That I Was A Lunatic. But Now I'm A Homosexual."