I Only Know That All Is Lost,

The Wren-box Problem Is Becoming More Acute Each Year, For Wrens Now Demand Better Housing Conditions And Labor-saving Devices.

A Few Cobras In Your Home Will Soon Clear It Of Rats And Mice. Of Course, You Will Still Have The Cobras.

Aristotle Taught That The Brain Exists Merely To Cool The Blood And Is Not Involved In The Process Of Thinking. This Is True Only Of Certain Persons.

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.

The Stork Is Voiceless Because There Is Really Nothing To Say.