I Only Know That All Is Lost,

Male Penguins Are Unfaithful Up To An Advanced Age, A Phenomenon Sometimes Attributed To The Sea Air.

The Dodo Never Had A Chance. He Seems To Have Been Invented For The Sole Purpose Of Becoming Extinct And That Was All He Was Good For.

Three Million Alligators Were Killed In Florida Between 1880 And 1900. Goody!

They [the Pilgrims] Believed In Freedom Of Thought For Themselves And For All Other People Who Believed Exactly As They Did.

The Hippopotamus Looks Monogamous- He Looks As If He Would Have To Be.