I Play A Lot Of Ultra-violent Video

I'm A Cat Whisperer. When I Go To People's Houses, Their Cats Always Like Me Better Than The Owners.

I Don't Need To Be Wildly Famous For My Life To Make Sense.

I Play A Lot Of Ultra-violent Video Games.

I Say Eat Fast And Die Young.

Be Nice To Everyone, Always Smile & Appreciate Things Because It Could All Be Gone Tomorrow.