I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way

An Author Is A Person Who Can Never Take Innocent Pleasure In Visiting A Bookstore Again.

That's American English For You: More Roots Than A Mangrove Swamp.

If A Cat Spoke, It Would Say Things Like, 'hey, I Don't See The Problem Here.'

I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way I Know My Oysters Died.

I Like Weeding, But I Tend To Think Of It As A Solitary Activity.