I Prefer The Old Theaters Because The

It's Hard To Do Nothing Because You Tend To Do Something And Then You Have To Drop Everything.

I Was The Best Man At The Wedding... If I'm The Best Man, Why Is She Marrying Him?

If Every Instinct You Have Is Wrong, Then The Opposite Would Have To Be Right.

Maybe If We Lie Down Our Brains Will Work.

Our Good Time Is Sitting In A Coffee Shop With A Newspaper, Writing A Line On The Back Of A Napkin. That Is The Most Fun Comedians Ever Have