I Quite Fancy The 1940s. I Like

America's Work Ethic Is Non-stop; It's Not Even Enshrined In Law That Workers Have To Get Their Two Weeks Holiday Money. But Americans Work Harder Than Everyone Else I Can Think Of.

Men Look At Breasts The Way Women Look At Babies. 'aw, Isn't That Lovely?'

Two Young, Fit, Healthy Attractive People In Love? There’s Nothing Worse To Look At In The World.

Paper Acts As An Eraser On The Mind, As Soon As You Look At What You've Written.

I Really Can't Describe What My Stand-up Is Like - People See It And They Say It's Like That, Or It's Like This, And That's Really Up To Them, That's Fine, But I Don't Sit Around All Day Analysing It. I Just Try And Enjoy A Show And Interest Myself Because If I Don't Do That Then I Won't Interest Anybody Else.