I Rant, Therefore I Am

America May Be The Best Country In The World, But That's Kind Of Like Being The Valedictorian Of Summer School.

President Bush Gave His First-ever Presidential Radio Address In Both English And Spanish. Reaction Was Mixed, However, As People Were Trying To Figure Out Which One Was Which.

A New Poll Shows That Senator Kerry's Support In The South Is Strongest Amongst Blacks. Kerry's Appeal To Southern Blacks Is Obvious. He Is A White Man Who Lives Far, Far Away.

How Many Of Those Dead Animals You See On The Highway Are Suicides?

I Haven't Seen Someone So Overmatched Since Mike Tyson Tried To Recite The Alphabet.