I Read Poetry To Save Time.

In Spite Of Everything Life Is Not Without Hope.

I Know I Will Never Be Happy, But I Know I Can Be Gay!

When You're A Failure In Hollywood, That's Like Starving To Death Outside A Banquet Hall, With Smells Of Filet Mignon Driving You Crazy.

There Isn't Anybody That Looks Like Me Without Clothes On.

I Have Noticed... That Men Usually Leave Married Women Alone And Are Inclined To Treat All Wives With Respect. This Is No Great Credit To Married Women.