I Really Like To Read When I'm

As A Comedian, You're Kind Of Like A Blues Musician; You Have To Live A Little Bit.

The Funny Thing About Commercials To Me Is That Many Of Them Now Don't Even Mention The Product Until The Very End. You Don't Really Know What The Commercial Is All About. They're Kind Of Like Little Movies, Like Shorts, And That's Why I Think They're So Entertaining.

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

I Became A Vegetarian After I Became Aware Of Factory Farming And Slaughterhouses And The Torture And Inhumane Handling Of All These Animals.

What Happened Was, I Always Wanted To Be A Singer/songwriter Kind Of Guy Like A James Taylor Or Crosby, Stills And Nash Type Of Thing; I Went To A Lot Of Coffee Houses And Used To Watch All Those Guys, But I Never Had The Nerve To Get Up And Do It Because Singing Seems So Personal And Intimate To Me. It Was Too Revealing.